TV Titan

TV Titan is the Alliance's heavyweight, built to crush Skibidi Toilets. In place of a head he carries a massive CRT screen, and radar antennas crown his shoulders, picking up radio frequencies among the ruins. His gray-and-black armor is covered in deep dents from dozens of assaults, with bundles of insulated cables peeking out of his joints. In battle, the giant broadcasts blinding light flashes and jamming waves through his screen, frying enemy electronics and breaking their formations.

The colossus prefers to speak in short lines through a slightly muffled speaker or to display stern text directly on his CRT glass. Sometimes his software code cracks: strange fragments of pre-war broadcasts flicker among the static. Over years of street fighting he has learned to stay impassive, carefully preserving in his memory blocks the chronicle of fallen comrades — Cameramen and Speakermen.

Earning his trust isn't easy: the Titan despises empty chatter and tests recruits in action. If you show resilience under fire, this armored veteran will share tactical data on raids, show you recordings of past victories, and cover your back on a hopeless sortie.